-- This is an excerpt of Michael Rosen's poem "Strict", used for testing sued. --
-- To listen to an official audio recording of "Strict", see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1cfVQyrQ3Q. --

You know people say to me:
"If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?"
Fair enough, and I'll tell you.

It's because, when I was at school, we used to sit at desks.
We didn't sit 'round tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids.
And some of us figured out, what you had to do, was snatch a quick breath under
the desk lid when she wasn't looking!

So once more, from the beginning...

"Noooo BREATHING!"
